Miscellaneous: Today, my car ran out of Petrol on my way to school. Leaving... - FML

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By Cathulu - 22/01/2016 00:13 - United States - Stanton

Today, my car ran out of Petrol on my way to school. Leaving me stranded in 5 degree weather on top of a steep road. But that's not the worst; as I called for help and simultaneously flagged for help outside of my car, it started to slide down the icy hill and hit a tree. I missed my exam. FML

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