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By worthypegram1 - 06/05/2016 21:41 - United States

Today, my bunny projectile peed in my face after I accidentally scared him. I had just showered. FML

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Mightyrif 23

Saturday 7 May 2016 14:41

You should be glad that's all he did. Bunnies are prone to heart attacks when startled/scared.

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