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Pennysaver Metairie, United States

Today, my boyfriend was angry at me because I thought he wasted too much money on stuff that we had no use or space for, as we currently live in a fairly small apartment. He wanted to buy a full-sized casket. FML

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Wild Nights Out

Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

Top comments

core01 30

Mad at you? Red flag. Casket is second red flag. Corpse he's hiding, that he bought the casket for, is third red flag. Run...

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Comments (15)

Darkness_Hate 29

Well you can use that casket as a bed! They're comfy.

bobsanction 18

Let him buy it, but only if he sleeps in it. Then when he's sleeping, nail it shut. It can be the final nail in the coffin of your predicament.

RosesThorn17 7

So you're not questioning why he wants a casket? ******* RUN FOR YOUR LIFE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!

aquapearl736 16

Today, my girlfriend wouldn't let me buy a casket. I thought she'd like it better than a body bag, but I guess not. I'm dating a freak. FML

Jed Ned 2

Your obviously 'Drop Dead Gorgeous'.