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Pennysaver Metairie, United States

Today, my boyfriend was angry at me because I thought he wasted too much money on stuff that we had no use or space for, as we currently live in a fairly small apartment. He wanted to buy a full-sized casket. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Top comments

core01 30

Mad at you? Red flag. Casket is second red flag. Corpse he's hiding, that he bought the casket for, is third red flag. Run...

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Comments (15)

core01 30

Mad at you? Red flag. Casket is second red flag. Corpse he's hiding, that he bought the casket for, is third red flag. Run...

devilninja 27

I mean to be fair, if it's one of those casket beds, I heard those are super comfy and when you sleep in them you sleep like the dead

poprocker11221 10

He needs a casket to hid a dead body.

RichardPencil 32

Uh-oh. He doesn't want stuff he has no use for, but he wants a casket? It must mean he has use for a casket. GTFO!!!!!

species4872 20

He isn't becoming very pale and developing a sensitivity to sunlight is he?

GrumpyGrinch 23

And what if he DOES have a use for it?

PennyLane27 32

Holy frick, OP, we need details! Or at least to know you're still alive.

RpiesSPIES 27

Obviously it's for storage.