By Anonymous - 23/02/2013 16:13 - United States - Riverside

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years decided to tell an unimaginably rude joke to my grandma while at my house. She hit him over the head with a vase, and he's threatening to press charges. I still don't know whose side to take. FML
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SirCharles83 13

The problem is not the problem. The problem is your grandmas reaction to the problem. That's the problem.

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BubbleGrunge 18

Well, your boyfriend seems like an asshole for wanting to press charges, however granny didn't need to hit him over the head with a vase. Perhaps everyone can sit down and settle things like adults? Hopefully this will teach your boyfriend to keep his rude jokes to himself!

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darkmis1 17

Your grandma. Nothing would've happened if your boyfriend had kept his mouth shut.

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Kelzy0 7

...what was the joke?

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kittenmeownyan 18

Am I the only one who wants to know what the joke was?

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skyeyez9 24

Did he require stitches? Was he knocked unconscious? Depending on how heavy the vase was and if he got injured, he has a valid reason. If it just hurt his pride, he can suck it up and not tell nasty jokes to her granny. Like if granny jewish holocaust survivor and bf told a cruel Joke about jews burning in ovens. Then bf totally deserved it

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skyeyez9 24

*if grandma is a Jewish holocaust survivor I meant.

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ColbyGB 13

Take granny's side! Or else thanksgiving is gonna be very awkward..

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ilovera 7

Am I the only one curious on what the joke was?

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martron3000 5

She had probably already heard that joke!

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buddy51 23

... and they call themselves the Aristocrats!!! Noooooo, granny, nooooooo!!!

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