Love: Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past...

By sadgf - 25/07/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML

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By chels - 10/12/2012 07:47 - United States - Youngstown

Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 14:09 - United States

Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML

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By wookieewhosshe - 28/09/2022 09:00

Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML

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Bad look

By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 02:00 - Jamaica

Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML

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Good boy

By doggylove - 13/11/2015 03:57 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I got back from a 6 month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of 3 years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 00:04

Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML

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By ThanksDog - 05/06/2016 21:26

Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for 2 weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML

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IN A RUSH, SORRY

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML

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By sly - 25/10/2010 22:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to come over and surprise me. When he got to my apartment and heard the shower running, he decided get in and join me. I was walking my dog, my mother is in town for the weekend. FML

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Saturday 25 July 2009 12:12

I'd do the same! I love dogs :D

dotsdesu 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 12:16

how is that a FML. there's alot more about life to complain **** about.

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ktho522 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:13

What, you think you're more important than his dog and deserve the first hug? I hate people that look down at animals and say things like "it's JUST a dog." Dogs are a mans best friend; I would've hugged my dog first too.

magic_raisinets 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:24

the dog must be prettier.

judecamberos 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:29

Im guessing he calls you and sends you letters, you cant exactly do that to a dog.

mrlucky4444 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:32

Dogs are mans best friend

Taned 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 19:36

I would do the same with my dog. doesn't mean anything don't worry

jessfershozzle 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:01

Funny. I just got back from a long trip and the first thing i did was go see my dog. My dog walked right past me and went to my friend...

lovestinks456 0

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:07

He probaly skypeded you and called you. you can't do that to a dog

simplyapril 4

Saturday 25 July 2009 20:12

NOT FIRST!! -- see how lame that is... anyway op, id do the same thing because a human can wait, dogs needs have to be taken care of right than and there...