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By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 12:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

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Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML

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By anonymous - 12/12/2011 00:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and gave his little speech, over the phone. He did all this while his ass was firmly planted in a chair in the next room. FML

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By rotezora - 02/09/2012 12:44 - Switzerland - Basel

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by rapping in a voicemail. FML

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By loser - 01/03/2009 00:22 - United States

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

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By mish - 22/09/2013 20:41 - United Kingdom - Leominster

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Snapchat. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2016 04:32

Today, my boyfriend of nearly six months broke up with me. Over text. In a group chat. With the new girl he wanted to date. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. While he was dumping me, he was holding hands with his new girlfriend. FML

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By Reeen - 03/06/2016 22:29 - United States - Pittsboro

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text, right after I finished cleaning his apartment and dropping off a bunch of booze I bought for a big party we were having. It turns out that big party was his "newly single" party. FML

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guillotine_fml 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:15

let me guess the reason why he broke up: lack of communication?

Poetry_Puddle 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 20:15

YOU CAN'T TEXT MESSAGE BREAK UP. :O

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ambition10 0

Wednesday 15 December 2010 17:20

you deserved it

cupcake90210 0

Friday 24 June 2011 23:52

he is awful and low class

KataraTheBender 0

Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:34

Ahhh, the uses for technology.

toriori57 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 1:33

Wow wat a freaking JERRRRKKKKKKK

1991j 4

Sunday 20 November 2011 9:11

Haha. funny...

kickkinit 2

Friday 29 June 2012 8:00

La-hue ah-zer!

allisadawn91 8

Wednesday 17 October 2012 4:44

Wow. Then it really needed to end.

brittyboo123 35

Thursday 9 May 2013 22:36

That sucks. Sorry OP.

SushiSashi 8

Saturday 11 January 2014 17:35

Any boyfriend that would do that is not a boyfriend that you would deserve.

joeturn 9

Sunday 8 November 2015 18:18

if I were you just punch him in the throat

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