Today, my boyfriend and I had a huge fight and broke up. We live...

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By help - 03/04/2020 02:41

Today, my boyfriend and I had a huge fight and broke up. We live in a house together and we are on quarantine. We both can’t leave the house and it is becoming really awkward trying to avoid each other.

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Thursday 16 April 2020 5:07

fate gives you both a second chance

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Thursday 16 April 2020 5:07

fate gives you both a second chance

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