Work: Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste...

By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By bipbip - 12/11/2008 07:53 - France

Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/09/2016 16:23 - United States - Albany

Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

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By mako - 26/05/2017 02:00

Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2010 19:26 - United States

Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/12/2014 22:38 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML

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Monday 1 March 2010 23:07

YDI

NGM_47 0

Monday 1 March 2010 23:12

YDI for looking uo **** at work. Seriously, who does that!?

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0mfgz 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 2:59

Was it sourmath.com?

bozodaone 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:20

@ omfgz, are you just trying to name drop one of the strange ass perv sites people like you visit or do you actually care about the name of the pron site in this FML?

sefo48 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:21

well maybe he will just forget about it all

madarchod 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 3:55

why wud anyone copy URL of a **** site? ever used bookmarks or google search?

alex1432 9

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:20

#17 is hot...

R3kli3 10

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:25

someone was horny

htownlove 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:44

@53 omgg another htown lover!! holla! lol

Compass 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:07

Why did you even copy the URL to a **** site? Were you watching some and copied the URL so you could resume viewing if interrupted? No matter your excuse, YDI. p.s. Houston ftw (why are there so many Houstonians on this site?)

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:24

"p.s. Houston ftw (why are there so many Houstonians on this site?)" Because Bill Hicks was from here. He was FMyLife before the World Wide Web existed.

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:07

ydi... learn to delete your history after closing your internet window.

perdix 29

Tuesday 2 March 2010 6:18

snick, I think you are a little naïve about the world of work. The flow of work is not always steady -- sometimes it's slow and sometimes it's "balls to the wall!" Most corporate computer use policies now include "reasonable personal use" clauses, as opposed to forbidding it altogether. Looking at **** at work is indeed stupid, but "goofing off" is more common than you think.