Work: Today, my boss told me that she needs me to be available next... - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2016 21:45 - United States - Pella

Today, my boss told me that she needs me to be available next Wednesday because we have a big event coming up. This request would be fine, except she threatened to fire me last week if I didn't have Thursdays free and forced me to switch my regular Thursday shift at my other job to Wednesday. FML

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