b5b0n36
Fairfield, United States
Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML
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b5b0n36 27
I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off
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VanillaBeanGhost 15
That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!
BREADFAN 5
Well, what did you say?
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Comments (46)
jcash52426 5
I would have told him yes and if you want to preform real well then get the synthetic stuff
vikky538 29
Your friend must have misunderstood the meaning when he read tires and lubes shop signboard..lmao
bickdig69 8
You shoulda said yes to teach not to be a dumbass
BLUEGT500 2
No, it can be toxic and cause serious internal problems.
RavenFeathers 15
omg!!! I can't believe that!!! she must like new car smell as a perfume too
theaustin 16
has anyone ever told you your friend is dumb
hobojoe154 15
But can you **** an exhaust pipe?
crookedtiles 9
I feel like as a general rule car oil should not be near your genitals
WhoDatHiThere 9
Everyone needs an oil change every now and then
NotSoCoolKid 15
Well..... Can it?