b5b0n36
Fairfield, United States
Today, my best friend asked if car oil could be used as a substitute for lube. I need new friends. FML
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b5b0n36 27
I didn't say anything kinda just stared at him with a look that said "you're an idiot" he then awkwardly walked off
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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VanillaBeanGhost 15
That is some expensive lube your friend would be using, instead of just buying actually lube!
BREADFAN 5
Well, what did you say?
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species4872 20
On the bright side, dumb friends keep you on your toes.
HylianBadger 21
You should have said yes. Anyone who's that dumb shouldn't be breeding anyways.
Ashleighalfred 14
i was just thinking the same thing... i would have said yes and let the universe sort that shit out.
catanita 18
Maybe he thought Lube as a Lubricant, a substance (usually a liquid) introduced between two moving surfaces to reduce the friction and wear between. Maybe HE needs a new friend as your mind wondered elsewhere.
mariri9206 32
I pity the person/people who will sleep/have slept with your best friend.
MrsHoffman 11
Well at least "eating out" will taste as a salade!!
Rababco 29
Not unless you put motor oil on your salad.
buckdharma 38
Tell him he'll get an STP.
buckdharma 38
If his girlfriend is a plastic doll, he better go with synthetic. If he's a 2 stroke, he should go to lawn and garden to the weed wacker isle. If he's behind a computer, I'd recommend CITGO. But, you should let him know, if he's messing with some hot tail-pipe he might get some STP.
RedDevilOut 7
Let me see, Ummmm.... No. Just...No. But also.. Yes... you need new friends.
TMO2142 25
I mean if hes brave enough it is.
sparkledoge 29
Maybe your friend just really likes cars...