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By future cancelled - 14/01/2016 16:46 - United States - Portland

Today, my asshat roommates thought it would be funny to turn off my morning alarm. Because of them, I missed an interview for my dream job. When I called them explaining the situation, they said I couldn't reschedule, and it's my own fault for choosing those roommates to live with me. FML

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