Kids: Today, my 14-year-old sister crapped her pants. This isn't the... - FML

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By minilinds - 10/04/2016 15:18 - United States - Cedar Springs

Today, my 14-year-old sister crapped her pants. This isn't the first time it's happened recently. She somehow managed to get it all over the bathroom floor, inside and outside of the toilet, and all over the shower. My mom isn't home and won't be for hours, leaving me to deal with it. FML

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