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By tired mummy - 23/03/2016 12:38 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, Me and my husband just had our first baby, but it turns out my husband vomits uncontrollably whenever he tries to change a nappy. This makes the 4th time he has vomited on the carpet because he didn't reach the toilet in time. Looks like I'm on permanent nappy duty for the next few years. FML

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