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By Kid - 18/08/2016 17:37 - United States - West End

Today, me and a friend were going to sneak out to a party. Before I left, he said "If you get caught, don't rat me out to your parents". Guess which one of us got caught and squealed like a pig when his parents asked him where he was going? FML

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:09

You should have made him swear to do the same. He was so afraid of getting into trouble that he threw you under the bus to lessen the punishment he was gonna get.

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leafynitemare 24

Friday 19 August 2016 14:09

You should have made him swear to do the same. He was so afraid of getting into trouble that he threw you under the bus to lessen the punishment he was gonna get.

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