Today marks the third day my cat has had soft poop that sticks... - FML

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By My cat's an idiot - 23/11/2018 01:39

Today marks the third day my cat has had soft poop that sticks to his ass. He needs a shower every time to keep him from spreading it everywhere. However this time, it was in the middle of the night while we were sleeping. I now know everywhere my cat goes every night. It's everywhere. FML.

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