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By RabbitOfAurora - 18/01/2016 00:12 - Australia - Springvale South

Today, like every other day, I'm moderating FMLs. I will never understand what's so difficult about starting a sentence with "Today" and ending with "FML." It's genuinly concerning how many people can't follow a basic set of instructions. This is why I hate people. FML.

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