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By runawayrockstars - 07/05/2016 23:30 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, just like every other day since spring started I have been on vigilant watch for any wasps due to a severe phobia. As I opened my door a wasp zoomed right in my home and I screamed. I spent the next hour and a half hauled up in my room until someone came home to take care of it. FML

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