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By Andy - 15/04/2022 08:04

Today, I got home from hospital after the apprentice on his first day shot me in the penis with a nail gun and I almost bled to death in the ambulance. And yes, I'm aware I "got nailed real good," so I'm hoping you can come up with a better joke than that Mr RichardPencil. I'm looking forward to it! FML
I agree, your life sucks 191
You deserved it 18

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Did that DIY Prince Albert split your dick in two? Remember not to cross the streams when you take a piss!

No, I think you nailed it. If you see anyone swinging a ball peen hammer, cover your nuts and run away!

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Did that DIY Prince Albert split your dick in two? Remember not to cross the streams when you take a piss!

No, I think you nailed it. If you see anyone swinging a ball peen hammer, cover your nuts and run away!