Love: Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool...

By NosChersVoisins - 01/07/2014 04:55 - France - Bordeaux

Today, it's my birthday. My next-door neighbours gave me a stool and some rope. FML

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dakid87 10

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:27

Damn I'm sorry. Happy Birthday!!!

Cwizer 17

Tuesday 1 July 2014 17:28

Hey, he remembered!! That's good!

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foreverhappy98 10

Tuesday 1 July 2014 18:17

I'm sorry! My birthday is on Thursday. Anyways, happy birthday!

killthedead 13

Tuesday 1 July 2014 20:51

Are you hinting that you want your stool and rope wrapped?

martin8337 35

Tuesday 1 July 2014 18:36

That's hardcore

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 1 July 2014 18:37

Are you turning 13 or something? Or do that just hate you that much? And finally how does he deserve this?

nelliegw 26

Tuesday 1 July 2014 18:39

Jesus, that's not okay!

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 1 July 2014 18:43

In return, place some of your stool at his doorstep

FroggerForReal 11

Tuesday 1 July 2014 18:47

Those neighbors are assholes they shouldn't be doing stuff like that because it isn't funny. Sorry OP they ruined your birthday.

erriiinn 9

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:03

Doubt it

Hipnog 15

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:16

Don't let that ruin your B-Day, OP!

morpanda 9

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:24

Getting kinky up in here. Ha just kidding.

Epickitty58 29

Tuesday 1 July 2014 19:25

Wow. Those people may as well have attached a note to the stool that said: "Happy birthday, _(OP's name)_! Why wait? - _(neighbors' names)_" OP- Happy birthday! And congratulate your neighbors on becoming official fucktards.

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