xero_art
United States
Today, it's my birthday and I received a signed vintage Beatles' album from my wife. Awesome right? It's the same album some jerk way over-bidded me for on eBay. That jerk was my wife, using my credit card. FML
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juliadream 0
Ouch, man. At least the album ended up safely in your hands at the end.
ptmcg 0
Awww. And then at Christmas, you could pawn your heirloom pocket watch so you could buy her some ornate haircombs for her long beautiful hair, and meanwhile, she cuts and sells her hair to buy you a chain for your heirloom pocket watch - what a riot! Oh, Henry, the IRONY!!!
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Comments (258)
OreoHasFml 5
at least you got ther album
beautiful_hope 16
You sound like a winey, unappreciative, asshole. She was trying to get something for you that she knew would mean a lot to you. Grow up, go say thanks, & apologize for calling her a jerk. You're a douche.
AssassinBug 15
Like that episode of Full House when Joey and Jesse bought the car for Danny while Danny attempted the same. This did not make me think of the Gift of the Magi until I read the other comments.
HeatherFeatherB 31
I instantly thought of that Full House episode upon reading this FML!
RubbarDuckie 9
Its a little bit sweet though. She bought yoi something you really wanted with bo expense spared because she knew you were paying.
Pinkraincoat 18
Shows that she was really trying to do something nice for you.
carbonbasedcynic 17
might as well have bought it yourself
droxursox319 8
Your wife used YOUR credit card to buy you a gift? I'm sorry but she's kind of a bitch :/ unless it's a joint fund or something.
CharlesEmersonW 31
Oh poor you... buhuhu... your wife cares enough to buy it for you. As far as using "your" credit card, it's both your credit card as long as she is your wife. "For better or for worse" buddy . . . you're sharing everything.
GeorgiaBea 28
This is something that drives me up a wall... If you have a birthday, anniversary or holiday coming up, don't go out and buy yourself presents. Then no one will be able to get you the things you want and you will end up with a tie.
TheLynx_fml 20
Sounds like a funny story to tell your family lol