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By happybirthday - 24/03/2013 21:15 - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML
I agree, your life sucks 666 290
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Top comments

reras89 0

That sucks. Guess we know who the favorite is.

As soon as I read this I said out loud "Woahhh, that's just ****** up."

Comments

kanaruge 0

that sounds like something that would happen to me

yumpinyiminy 0

If your sister's spoiled (sounds likely), she probably even bitched that you got "her" iTunes gift card.

I feel so bad...i got nothing for my graduation but my 30 year old sister who doesnt work...got a park avenue apartment UGH

Tell them they ******* suck and that they better pay for college.

to: #105 and #106 IPODS SUCKS!!! I work at a radio shack and I get at least 2 or 3 people complaining DAILY about Ipods not working or not being able to get em to work. I got a Sansa MP3 5 years ago and its worked perfectly untill I dropped it a few weeks ago and it broke. My friend on the other hand has gone through 3 or 4 ipods in the last 2 years because they wouldn't work or charge or some such issue. #125 has a point, my computer is anyoing enough without adding the streesful Itunes to it. And by the way i had a cell phone sence i was 10 and I paid for it myself, and all those who think its impossible then bite me I had a paper route!

what the ****?? becoming an adult is a big deal, but going from 8th to 9th grade certainly isn't!!!

all the iPod haters out there. If Jesus was to have a mobile phone I guarantee he'd have an iPhone

Nah, he'd have a google phone. I mean, the MyTouch just screams carpenter-turned-celestial-deity.

OK, you can all stop saying that this FML is fake just because middle schoolers don't graduate in March. The standard format of an FML requires that it start with "Today"; not all FMLs posted actually happened on the day they were posted. Each FML is written from the point of view of the day it happened. Stop bitching.

shoot the phone like that one guy on YouTube. or donate it to willitblend.

pepicaca 0

My parents of 15 years decided to tell me they were getting divorced on my 15th birthday (AKA their 16th anniversary). so yeah. maybe stop acting like a little bitch