Intimacy: Today, it's been 2,5 weeks since I had a circumcision. It still... - FML

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By ItsGoneForever - 26/03/2016 08:49 - Netherlands

Today, it's been 2,5 weeks since I had a circumcision. It still isn't painfree down there and I am therefore still unable to cum. I've come to the point where I'm getting a raging boner just by driving past the trainstation where I always pick up my girlfriend. Not even halfway through recovery. FML

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