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By Anon - 11/03/2016 18:45 - United States - Davenport
Today is my birthday. I have numerous stomach ulcers from stress and my friends told me to relax and that they would take care of everything. I am also a runner that has to stay in primal condition, so I don't eat cake. My friends got me a fruit cake. I can't eat it because of the ulcers. FML