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By upset stomach of doom - 11/02/2016 03:33 - United States

Today, in the middle of my peer tutoring class which kids notoriously dissappear from for the whole period, I had the worst stomach cramps of my life. I was stuck in the bathroom for the whole period. As I walked back in, the teacher told me he "really thought I was one of the good ones." FML

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