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By someone - 21/01/2016 19:45 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, in our girls night out, i was with two friends at a bar, they started taking selfies together for a long while and left me sitting like an idiot beside them looking around the bar. Its not the first time its happened. Im a thirdwheel of a friendship. FML

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