Love: Today, in a conversation with a girl I've liked since I met her,... - FML

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By ifuckuprandomly - 16/06/2016 11:09

Today, in a conversation with a girl I've liked since I met her, I sort of let slip that I stalk her on Facebook. FML

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kamryno 22

Friday 17 June 2016 23:18

How do you sort of let that slip?

will968 15

Friday 17 June 2016 9:07

You should've been swift and say you were just messing with her, you were scrambling her brains, you were just twiddling her ferdiddle, you were just... I'll stay quiet sir

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will968 15

Friday 17 June 2016 9:07

You should've been swift and say you were just messing with her, you were scrambling her brains, you were just twiddling her ferdiddle, you were just... I'll stay quiet sir

kamryno 22

Friday 17 June 2016 23:18

How do you sort of let that slip?

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