Kids: Today, I yelled at the kids from the apartment next door, for...

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By SHUT UP - 13/02/2016 19:30 - United States - Plano

Today, I yelled at the kids from the apartment next door, for screaming and running into my door repeatedly. Today, I also had the cops called on me for supposedly "threatening and sexually harassing" children, and "endangering their welfare". FML

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