Work: Today, i worked with the kids at my job as usual. my co-worker...

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By fond of her booty - 17/01/2017 12:45 - United States - Edinburg

Today, i worked with the kids at my job as usual. my co-worker is very flirty but has a bad attitude with everyone but me. so one of the kids finally told her "you're rude with everyone but -----, is it cause you need some dick from him?" FML.

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RandomnGuyZ 9

Tuesday 24 January 2017 7:13

Best kid ever.

countryb_cth 38

Wednesday 25 January 2017 10:59

That little kid is my hero lol.

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RandomnGuyZ 9

Tuesday 24 January 2017 7:13

Best kid ever.

countryb_cth 38

Wednesday 25 January 2017 10:59

That little kid is my hero lol.

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