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By Anonymous - 10/04/2016 11:22 - Austria

Today, I worked as Hostess and was told there'll be no "important" guest expected. A man shouted at me for not knowing his name and therefore not letting him in. Found out that he is the president of the organisation that hosted the event. FML

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