Intimacy: Today I won a school election by the results but my competitors... - FML

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By kemnz1 - 08/06/2016 20:15 - United States - East Northport

Today I won a school election by the results but my competitors parents paid the school so he could win. FML.

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EwahWeeWah 21

Thursday 9 June 2016 12:55

My ******* lord, they start out so young. Soon enough he'll be promising to reduce taxes and pay our debt. seriously though what the ****, can you report that to anybody?

lol_damn_bro 14

Thursday 9 June 2016 22:08

Money makes the world go 'round

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EwahWeeWah 21

Thursday 9 June 2016 12:55

My ******* lord, they start out so young. Soon enough he'll be promising to reduce taxes and pay our debt. seriously though what the ****, can you report that to anybody?

Jacoder23 6

Thursday 9 June 2016 16:05

Wow, He reminds me of someone...

justgotosleep 11

Thursday 9 June 2016 17:35

This is what society like,but even in a school?? I am sorry

lol_damn_bro 14

Thursday 9 June 2016 22:08

Money makes the world go 'round

BrotherPhil 35

Friday 10 June 2016 22:03

Is your name Bernie, by any chance?

smallandroid 26

Friday 10 June 2016 23:18

Does this kid not realize his peers are going to think badly of him if his parents can just win the election for him? I hope everyone knows that you were suppose to win and he wasn't, so he can get what's coming to him.

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