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By "Christony Yoke" - 08/02/2018 23:03
Today, I woke up to the cat's asshole in my face, I proceeded to grin and pull the cat's tail. After doing so, she began to shit all over my neck, chest and bed. FML
Ah, the feline version of "pull my finger."