Money: Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to no gifts under the tree....

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By snazz23 - 26/12/2016 07:45 - United States - Austin

Today, I woke up on Christmas morning to no gifts under the tree. To make matters worse, my husband broke the news that he spent all of the Christmas money on drugs. FML

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Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:03

.......Divorce......

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Tuesday 27 December 2016 19:03

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