Health: Today, I woke up in an amazing mood and practically jumped out...

By 4lphaNum3R1c4l - 23/08/2018 13:30 - United Kingdom - Feltham

Today, I woke up in an amazing mood and practically jumped out of bed, only to fall flat on my face. In my half-asleep daze I'd forgotten that I'm missing a leg. FML

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Zekfen 17

Thursday 23 August 2018 15:17

Did I hate leg puns create a new account? If not y’all should meet up and swap stories and legs!

Dave_Davington 33

Thursday 23 August 2018 15:24

I hate it when that happens.

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distortedcognition 17

Friday 24 August 2018 3:43

Did that before I was strong enough to walk after a motorcycle wreck. Not a fun way to start a morn.

nonameDE 11

Friday 24 August 2018 8:58

You seem to had a nice dream 😅

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