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By beatmyselfup - 17/02/2016 16:59 - United States - Bowling Green
Today, I went to the movies with my friend. She chose one I hadn't heard of before, and it turned out to be a zombie horror movie. The first time the zombies jumped out at the main characters, I got so startled that I accidentally punched myself right in the jaw and gave myself a bruise. FML