Today, I went to the doctor. They did a test and said they would email me the results. My girlfriend saw the email that said "The test was positive", and now she thinks I'm cheating on her with someone named Doctor Johnson. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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SmittyJA24 26
WHY does your GF have access to your email? Control issues? My wife doesn't dig into my email / Facebook / phone calls / etc & I don't look at her stuff.
jonny201 11
Just tell her the truth, if she cares enough she will understand
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Comments (40)
MrGarrett26 11
your gf in an idiot
MrGarrett26 11
your gf in an idiot
MrGarrett26 11
your gf in an idiot
MrGarrett26 11
your gf in an idiot
smokecloud_ 37
FML must be glitching hard today...
Spongegirlcs 17
I'm POSITIVE your GF is an idiot.
sparkledoge 29
What ?? If i saw that in my boyfriends mails my first reaction would be asking him what the test was, not immediately making him a cheater.
sakat38 10
My fiancé knows all my passwords and everything and has a thumbprint on my phone. Not because he's controlling but because 1. I have nothing to hide 2. If I'm busy I ask him to check my stuff for me 3. I seriously don't hide anything. From anyone. Even people I work with have the code for my phone. (Some don't because I don't trust them because I know what they'll do to my phone. Office wars and practical jokes) One example, I'll drive and get a message. I ask the passenger to check it out for me. Or I need directions. I tell them straight up my passcode for my phone. I don't really care.
Geckosrock99 33
Then why have a passcode on your phone to begin with? I mean, it doesn't work if you tell everyone.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What kind of test was it? And a positive test from a doctor's office usually isn't, well, positive, right? :O
brjare 10
It was an hiv test... and not the doctor that im cheating with... it's her sister... fml
Kirito Salter 2
and thats why you dont give your gf/bf your password