parkoursam
Chicago, United States
Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML
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shiffizzle 13
Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome
TheGreastest 24
your doctor knew.. lol
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blakeyboy22 12
At least he didn't try to have you tested for an STD
dereksboo44 16
I would like to think Doctors know the difference between razor burns and sexually transmitted diseases. If not, theres a problem!
ronzi 15
Haha well said!
kuro21 20
Hey man. He cares enough to make sure you're shaving right.
man_in_black08 28
sounds like something the doctor from family guy would say :p
Tangyphoenix 9
Was your Doctor's name Charles by any chance?
zhifii 16
aaand what is the "life *******" thing in here?
Brittin8or 12
It was probably embarrassing for the Op
HairIsEverything 15
Like #18 said it was probably embarrassing. Also a lot of FMLs are meant to be funny and witty. After all FML is all about laughing with/at another's misfortunes and ridiculous stories!
ma12r 22
At least he has a sense of humor.
damndre 14
Your doctor is a badass lol
hammonds92 21
Could've been old man balls Amazing doctor tho
calucalay 13
My doctor calls me kiddo. Not what you want to hear when your legs are up in the air and he's looking at your hooha.
AngryKitten 24
I feel bad for laughing at this