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parkoursam Chicago, United States

Today, I went to get a physical, forgetting I'd shaved my pubes the day before and still had bad razor burn. My doctor told me I had "dicken pox" and was prescribing me with shaving cream. FML

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Thanks for the advice lol

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shiffizzle 13

Your doctor is hilarious. I would've died laughing, especially since he already knew what happened. That's awesome

your doctor knew.. lol

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Blahahahaha! What a great doc.

finalyearsofhate 22

your doctor is awesome! humor is necessary in medicine.

Real men don't shave their pubes, they embrace it as a manly protection for their dick

If we were to ever date, you better ******* keep it clean down there.

pris0027 19

OMG! Ahahahahaa

razor burn isn't that bad you could of forgotten to shave and went with a curly bush

slutfactory 17

I'd have to argue and say that razor burn is pretty bad.

Hopefully it wasn't combined with the case of small....pox

Could have been worse could have been small dicken pox.....

allyiscute1 22

Your doctor is awesome! Lol

That is hilarious lol no FML for anyone, just lols.

he's got a good sense of humour, that doc of yours ...