Kids: Today, I went to church for a youth group session, with kids...

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2016 14:42 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I went to church for a youth group session, with kids aged 6 to 17. About halfway through I saw one of the youngest messing with my wallet and assumed he took my cash. Upon closer inspection, he took my condom.FML

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