Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house. After asking him what was wrong due to his weird attitude, he responded with, "This isn't working; I'm in love with my sister." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my boyfriend left me for his sister. No, not my sister. His sister. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I met a guy who said he thinks he's in love with my sister. As a joke, I told him that my sister cheats on everyone. I get home to find my sister crying, because some 'person' told her boyfriend that she's cheating on him. FML
Today, my fiancé came home drunk with some girl. Then he told her that I was his sister. FML
Today, I noticed my 35 year-old boyfriend is starting to take an interest in my 19 year-old sister. They increasingly spend time together and he talks about her all the time like a little boy in love. When I discussed boundaries, he had a fit about how he can have friends and abruptly ended our 4 year relationship. FML
Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, I was at my sister's wedding reception. My boyfriend of three years decided to give a toast to the happy couple. He was drunk and confessed his undying love to my sister. FML
Today, I found out that the person I love, who is also a friend, is now in a relationship with my sister. FML
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Top comments
Vanessa_Leeann26 17
Yikes! You need to run as far as possible from your man op!
karlcolt45 19
whoa just whoa. swerve
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Comments (194)
zilla52 12
run. run as fast as you can
BlueFlatts 20
You can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man.
HorrorFan13 2
Lmao
BigBrotherNak 3
I ran as fast as I could when I saw your picture -_-
greenfishbait 19
"I'm sorry this couldn't work out but I wish you and your sister the best of luck."
rmack150 2
It is his sister, not her's Dumbass!
greenfishbait 19
Yeah I got that, "dumbass".
chuka81 27
incestous much?
memejinoh 11
Run, Op, run. And never come back!
young_weezy_fml 3
maybe he thinks of you as his sister and he's trying to let you off easy
mrd97 10
This made no sense at all.
ethanman82 8
he sounds like a modern geltelmen.
oliver86 8
That's what you get for dating Jaime Lannister
FoxyWolf 1
Dammit you beat me to it!
Ali_Br_fml 33
Well 88, you can say "That's what you get for dating Viserys Targaryen." :) Now you both win... Wait...
acid_moose 7
To be fair, if Lena Headey was my sister I don't know if I could resist the temptation.. (Though if I looked like Nikolaj I don't think I'd have any problems with getting girls!)
SystemofaBlink41 27
Wow... Maybe he's into being brother-zoned, which is like the extreme version of friend-zoned.... Try that approach!
lonelygiirl 11
I think you need to call Jerry Springer
CrissyyyS2 22
You should go warn the sister... Just sayin'.