By gnafron - 31/12/2013 11:30 - France - Grenoble

Today, I went outside at 9am in my boxer shorts to get my mail in my garden. I'd put a shoe in the door to keep the door jammed open, but when I ran back, my dog had the shoe in his mouth and all the doors and windows were closed. FML
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DrippingSarcasm 20

Hold on, just let me get that brick I have in the coat closet.

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Bad dog! Hide a spare key somewhere in your garden for future incidents like this.

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imchacon22 19

I feel your pain! My daughter locked me out of the house when she was 2

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MayGirl2320 8

Lol! That's just adorable!

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nick3600 22

I'm sorry but that was your fault what were you thinking

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Ins0mau 20

Apparently, according to the comments, self-locking doors are exceedingly rare in the U.S.

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godspeedkills 8

Jesus H. Christ just bring the key, jackass!

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Polynomial 28

Looks like the shoes on the other foot now.

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whovian45 6

Next time, prop it open with a broom. Put the brush end on the outside, lay it face down and push it inwards. Works for me

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