Miscellaneous: Today, I went out to eat with my sister, her boyfriend and my...

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By Ry - 29/07/2016 22:14

Today, I went out to eat with my sister, her boyfriend and my two little sisters. it was a buffet. The check said 2 adults and 3 children. The age cut off for being a child is 10 years old. I'm an 18 year old man. FML.

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ImZakki 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:30

At least it was cheaper?

SwimmerJon 9

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:47

They could have just mixed it up and did 2-3 instead of 3-2

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ImZakki 15

Saturday 30 July 2016 20:30

At least it was cheaper?

SwimmerJon 9

Saturday 30 July 2016 23:47

They could have just mixed it up and did 2-3 instead of 3-2

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Sunday 31 July 2016 20:15

*I went out to eat with my three sisters, and one of their boyfriends.

rizz_kiyoshi 8

Monday 1 August 2016 4:55

"man"

Chaotic_evil 6

Tuesday 2 August 2016 8:27

I wish that would happen to me, I would love to save money, but apparently I look twice my age and haven't been asked for an ID since I was 16

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