Today, I went on the nicest first date I've been on in a very...

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By NotGhostingISwear - 02/05/2017 12:59

Today, I went on the nicest first date I've been on in a very long time. Immediately after, my phone died, and I lost all my contacts. I can't find her on social media. FML

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Druu 53

Monday 8 May 2017 9:55

Don't sweat it. If the feeling is mutual, she'll reach out to you. If not, well, you saved yourself a potentially embarrassing text exchange.

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clairecurses 19

Saturday 6 May 2017 7:36

how do you lose all your contacts just from your phone dying..

Druu 53

Monday 8 May 2017 9:55

Don't sweat it. If the feeling is mutual, she'll reach out to you. If not, well, you saved yourself a potentially embarrassing text exchange.

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