Today, I went on a shopping trip with my mother, which of whom... - FML

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By SpaceWitch - 27/11/2018 03:22

Today, I went on a shopping trip with my mother, which of whom spent most of the time fuming and lecturing me about how my boyfriend uses me for money. As the cashier informed her of her $107.23 bill - my mother promptly announced she was broke, pouted at me, and then gestured at my wallet. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 29 November 2018 17:50

Did you gesture back with a middle finger?

Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 29 November 2018 9:45

Never ever give money to anyone who pouts. By pouting your mother told you that you have the duty to provide for her. If she finds out you're not going to be her cash cow you might find out what kind of person she really is. Good luck!

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Ashamed_Sister 60

Thursday 29 November 2018 9:45

Never ever give money to anyone who pouts. By pouting your mother told you that you have the duty to provide for her. If she finds out you're not going to be her cash cow you might find out what kind of person she really is. Good luck!

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Thursday 29 November 2018 11:05

And you told her to **** off, right?

BurnInDemonFire 35

Thursday 29 November 2018 17:50

Did you gesture back with a middle finger?

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