Love: Today, I went on a first date for the first time in forever.... - FML

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By Anon - 15/07/2016 22:04

Today, I went on a first date for the first time in forever. It ended with her screaming at me when she found out I was on Team Valor for Pokemon Go. Apparently that makes me a stupid brute and invited her to preach about why Mystic is the superior. So much for a second date. FML

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SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:55

If her teapot tips over something as ridiculous as an iPhone app team, it's maybe best that your second date wouldn't have worked out anyways.

nmrhog 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:23

Run, man, run

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SquilliamFancy 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 15:55

If her teapot tips over something as ridiculous as an iPhone app team, it's maybe best that your second date wouldn't have worked out anyways.

nmrhog 15

Saturday 16 July 2016 16:23

Run, man, run

EwahWeeWah 21

Saturday 16 July 2016 17:19

Wow what the hell lol. All teams are great, it's supposed to reflect your own personality. I may go Team Valor too, lol.

heylookitstimmy 8

Saturday 16 July 2016 17:34

Instinct is Winstinct, but sorry about your date.

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