Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
creepermagnet tells us more.
Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.
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Ender_ 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Best pickup line ever.
mak_fml 0
D: oh god.
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Comments (910)
Foxtrotter1012 3
HAHAHAHA XD
nhi1221 9
Idk about you, but he sounds like a keeper ;)
cookiebaby1135 6
Freaky...but I'd laugh and put his hand back with his other and say uhhhh noooooo...
riashah 14
hahahah can't stop laughing !
aidaideeblack 2
thats the same thing my husband said, 5 years we have 3 kids
conholio33 28
Thats creepy very very creepy
blayzie420 7
lmao
MarkToast 19
That's creepy no matter what, but the fact that he said it like William Shakespeare makes it nauseatingly creepy
infinite_love_ 8
I respect that man, he's a keeper ;)
dangthatblows 0
That's actually super creepy. Why would someone ever think to say something like that on just the FIRST date? WTF!?!!?