Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML
creepermagnet tells us more.
Let me tell you the rest of the story: this actually happened a couple months ago, but I just discovered this site. First off, there was NO second date. My God. Right after he said that, I told him I wanted to go home (he had driven, and I didn't have a car or any way to get home). He then asked if I wanted to go to the woods so he could "do things to me." I told him no, going home would be fine. He took me home and I called him and told him I never wanted to see him again. For half an hour, he tried to convince me to see him again, but I eventually just hung up. For a month or so he called me every day but I didn't answer. Finally, I grew tired of this and I answered the phone. I told him he was really scaring me and he needed to stop trying to contact me. He told me, "I was falling in love with you but they all laughed at me!" (Mind you, I do not know who "they" are. Nor do I wish to know). I told him I was very sorry, but he had to stop calling me or I would contact the police. He then said to me, "Where is the darkness??? Why do you paint me as a demon when I just want to show you the light???" I haven't spoken to him since.
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Ender_ 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Best pickup line ever.
mak_fml 0
D: oh god.
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Ashlyn_nicole11 6
That's not strange at all
Nitronie 3
Was that the last you saw of him?
Shadow_Phantom 26
This is the part where you kick him in the balls, run out to your car, and hope to never see him again. FYL
jasondavis22 1
That's seriously screwed up
justipop96 0
hahaha
Howdyplz 2
I'm literally crying from laughing so hard.
wyatt1497 0
Haha what a creep
andy1313 0
what's a (myspace) O.o lol Jk imma wasp
Little_K 4
This disturbs me greatly. Not just because of the creepy comment, but because I once went on a date that went EXACTLY as yours did. Mine ended well, though knowing him, it may have almost been awful. I feel your pain O_o
mandibreann1212 6
Who wants someone in their right mind?