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By kdawg - 02/03/2016 05:45 - United States - Chandler
Today, I watched as a scorpion with a suicide wish dive into the back of my fan. Yes, he got cut into pieces..yes the stinger managed to fling through the air impailing my cheek. my face feels like it's melting off my skull fml.