Intimacy: Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene...

By ohgodwhy - 06/04/2013 14:15 - Canada - Elliot Lake

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents when a sex scene came on. As if that wasn't awkward enough, they started making out on the couch behind me. FML

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By Ghostie - 02/07/2009 09:15 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my parents. They were both on the bed, and I was lying on the floor next to their bed. Halfway through the movie, apparently forgetting that I was in the room, my parents started getting friendly. Three feet away from me. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By totallyscrewedomg - 25/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, my parents, not trusting me and my boyfriend, told us to call them in the middle of our movie so they could hear it, and prove we weren't up to no good. Well, I called. Just as a raging sex scene started. FML

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By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 09:00 - United States - San Diego

Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML

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By uncomfortable - 12/03/2009 00:20 - Canada

Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML

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Excuse me

By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 10:30 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my parents walked in on me, having sex. No, I wasn't having sex. They were. FML

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By Andrew - 24/09/2010 10:22 - United States

Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2011 15:43 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML

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Dad!

By ScarredDaughter - 29/03/2016 05:01 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, my family and I were laying on my parents' bed watching a movie. My dad wrapped his arm around me and began rubbing my shoulder. That would have been fine, if it actually had been my shoulder and not my boob. Needless to say, we were both mortified. FML

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whirlednews 8

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:19

At least you weren't sitting between them...

jtthegr8 26

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:18

That's hawt.. But seriously, they couldn't wait until you were gone?

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Dcm210 19

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:45

Some movies are best watched alone.

Mr25_fml 14

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:47

Congrats on your parets still having a spark in heir relationship though

daminantion 14

Sunday 7 April 2013 3:19

I wish my parrot has a spark, I'd name him Sparky and teach him to zap my enemies!

Mr25_fml 14

Sunday 7 April 2013 23:48

Touchè good man. *parents

Betty_Boob 4

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:49

Hahaha! Some mommy and daddy time ;)

LeafsGuy92 10

Sunday 7 April 2013 12:59

That's ******* disgusting. Thanks for ruining that sleep I'm already not getting -_-

lonewolf621 17

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:49

So its gross when they do it but when its you its fine...

DjeePee 24

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:49

Where's the time children slept in the same bed as their parents...

Vanillanougat 14

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:51

Congratulations! Your parents are still romantic- you should be proud of them.

DanielT1994 19

Saturday 6 April 2013 20:05

You don't have to look, OP.

Linkerdoodles 15

Saturday 6 April 2013 20:11

Yes but people can hear too.

DanielT1994 19

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:27

Selective hearing.

gracehi 31

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:24

Selective hearing only works with crickets. Their "ears" are on their knees, so they're deaf when their legs are straight. Or was it grasshoppers? I dunno. My third grade teacher told our class that. But maybe she was just cAwAZeEEeeeEee....